April 23, 2018
There’s been a lot going on lately
March 16, 2018
March 15, 2018
I feel more like a science experiment than an art project, but I guess they can be equally grotesque.
March 14, 2018
Today at work the Fun Committee organized Pi day with a bunch of pies and a big toppings bar so that people could dress up these little mini pudding pies.
The Fun Committee is a bunch of super physically fit, Type A moms who arrange to have high fructose corn syrup left around the office in various forms so that their chunky, compulsive coworkers will eat it and fall farther down the slope of over-all inferiority.
Anyway, I spent half the afternoon suspecting that a miniature marshmallow had fallen down into my cleavage and wondering how soon I could break away to rummage around in there and check.
March 13, 2018
A lot of people were nice to me today, and I won a metal lunchbox as a door prize, totally unexpectedly, for stumbling into a meeting and then being a little spaced out all through it. Door prizes for office meetings! What?
March 12, 2018
Not quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite yet a butterfly
March 9, 2018
I’m pretending it’s my birthday because my actual birthday was both fraught and blah.
March 8, 2018
March 7, 2018
March 6, 2018
Accidentally dressed like I was going to a Black Panther premiere.
March 5, 2018
This outfit is like Ground Hog’s Day. I just have to keep wearing it until I learn the right life lessons.
March 2, 2018
Today someone called Sarah Huckabee Sanders “a slow-motion train wreck of a liar”
March 1, 2018
February 28, 2018
February 27, 2018
My cousin Karsten might have been Starting 5 all through our high school years but who’s the golden child now, huh? HUH?
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